Write your own commandments
July 26, 2015 at 5:13 am
(This post was last modified: July 26, 2015 at 5:25 am by BrokenQuill92.)
Now I know Hitchens did this already but I felt he left bases uncovered! So I want to everybody's own version of the Ten Commandments.
1. If she/he/they doesn't say no don't assume yes
2. Deodorant is your friend as is soap/water
3. Unless asked for your two cents MYOB, no wants your shitty opinion
4. Unless they're trying hurt you or your loved ones try not to kill people. If you do, oh well. Shit happens.
5. Wine and chocolate are a weekly necessity
6. Only morons don't like to read
7. My body is mine. So shut up.
8. Monogamy isn't for everyone
9. Have at least one hobby, everyone needs a little peace
10. When humans suck turn to your pet or other suitable bit of fluffiness/scaliness
http://youtu.be/x9weXGtCk7c
1. If she/he/they doesn't say no don't assume yes
2. Deodorant is your friend as is soap/water
3. Unless asked for your two cents MYOB, no wants your shitty opinion
4. Unless they're trying hurt you or your loved ones try not to kill people. If you do, oh well. Shit happens.
5. Wine and chocolate are a weekly necessity
6. Only morons don't like to read
7. My body is mine. So shut up.
8. Monogamy isn't for everyone
9. Have at least one hobby, everyone needs a little peace
10. When humans suck turn to your pet or other suitable bit of fluffiness/scaliness
http://youtu.be/x9weXGtCk7c
