Hearing that Jesus had silenced the Sadducees, the Pharisees got together. One of them, an expert in the law, tested him with this question: “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”
Jesus replied: Masturbate no less than once a week.
Jesus replied: Masturbate no less than once a week.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza