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If you have faith-
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RE: If you have faith-
First snake handlers, now this guy... What next, volcano divers?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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If you have faith- - by Spooky - July 30, 2015 at 11:55 am
RE: If you have faith- - by Longhorn - July 30, 2015 at 11:56 am
RE: If you have faith- - by Lucanus - July 30, 2015 at 11:57 am
RE: If you have faith- - by Spooky - July 30, 2015 at 12:00 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Longhorn - July 30, 2015 at 11:59 am
RE: If you have faith- - by Crossless1 - July 30, 2015 at 12:02 pm
If you have faith- - by KUSA - July 30, 2015 at 12:04 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Alex K - July 30, 2015 at 12:48 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Spooky - July 30, 2015 at 12:50 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by brewer - July 30, 2015 at 1:03 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Spooky - July 30, 2015 at 1:07 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by brewer - July 30, 2015 at 1:15 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Spooky - July 30, 2015 at 1:17 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by brewer - July 30, 2015 at 2:08 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Spooky - July 30, 2015 at 2:23 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Exian - July 30, 2015 at 1:09 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Arrogant Christian - July 30, 2015 at 1:20 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Spooky - July 30, 2015 at 1:30 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Pyrrho - July 30, 2015 at 2:37 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by robvalue - July 30, 2015 at 1:27 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by drfuzzy - July 30, 2015 at 1:53 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Kingpin - July 30, 2015 at 2:07 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Spooky - July 30, 2015 at 2:08 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Kingpin - July 30, 2015 at 2:10 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Salacious B. Crumb - July 30, 2015 at 2:15 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Minimalist - July 30, 2015 at 2:46 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Minimalist - July 30, 2015 at 2:52 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Spooky - July 30, 2015 at 2:53 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Wyrd of Gawd - July 31, 2015 at 3:49 am
RE: If you have faith- - by Wyrd of Gawd - July 31, 2015 at 3:56 am
RE: If you have faith- - by Minimalist - July 31, 2015 at 11:21 am
RE: If you have faith- - by Spooky - July 31, 2015 at 8:15 pm
RE: If you have faith- - by Pyrrho - July 31, 2015 at 8:53 pm

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