RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
August 1, 2015 at 2:22 am
(This post was last modified: August 1, 2015 at 2:23 am by Lucanus.)
(July 31, 2015 at 6:10 pm)TheChrist Wrote: I will let you in on a secret, I had the assistance of my private UFO. I rock spaceships like Samus, savin' worlds in non-violent ways.
In Renaissance paintings you will see the UFO's are how I got "beamed up". Pro-tip, UFO's have bread duplicating devices and reviving beams that heal the body, provided it is not over 3 days (longer on some models.) For budding magicians, it's something to look into. Personally I tricked my disciples by hovering it up in the clouds so they couldn't see how I was beamed up in a "blaze of white glory". Groovy.
I'll catch you in a bottle and give it to this guy
(July 31, 2015 at 6:10 pm)TheChrist Wrote:(July 29, 2015 at 1:21 pm)Lucanus Wrote: Any factual evidence to back this up? I mean, serious proof that such a thing actually exists and is not a bunch of woo woo.
What separates me from others is the fact that my consciousness IS my brain and it is separated from the brains of others; not by virtue of some spirit essence but because of simple physical separation.
But I'm just playing with you right now, I should probably stop
It's not that it exists, it's that it doesn't not exist.
Without an observing material, the brain would be a collection of disembodied thoughts, but with no essence to view them. A p-zombie.
Woo woo
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
