(August 1, 2015 at 12:14 am)Godschild Wrote:Since you are buds with the invisible celestial big guy ask him to give you some super powers so that you can impress the local yokels with his glory. I suppose you are going to keep your conversations with him secret and refuse to divulge his revelations to you. He gave Joe some golden tablets and magical eyeglasses. I think he's punking you.(July 31, 2015 at 9:09 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: If God called you then you are a prophet, right? So what did he say to you? Have you written it down? Did he give you any magical powers? Can you turn a stick into a snake? Can you walk on water? Can you raise the dead? When God first spoke to you did you roll yourself up into a carpet? Did he tell you to sacrifice someone to prove your faith? Can you levitate a mountain? Did he put you into the mouth of a whale for three days? Tell us what happened so that we won't think that you are a lunatic.
It's easy to see who the lunatic is, in case you can't figure it out find a mirror.
GC
Here's an idea: ask him to put you on the moon and make you visible through a cheap telescope so that people around the world can see you walking on the moon. You'll win a lot of converts andmay get some of the other religious fanatics to give up their religions and to join yours. Wouldn't that be special?
