(August 1, 2015 at 10:19 am)Godschild Wrote:(August 1, 2015 at 2:37 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Since you are buds with the invisible celestial big guy ask him to give you some super powers so that you can impress the local yokels with his glory. I suppose you are going to keep your conversations with him secret and refuse to divulge his revelations to you. He gave Joe some golden tablets and magical eyeglasses. I think he's punking you.
Here's an idea: ask him to put you on the moon and make you visible through a cheap telescope so that people around the world can see you walking on the moon. You'll win a lot of converts andmay get some of the other religious fanatics to give up their religions and to join yours. Wouldn't that be special?
Where do you think I'm posting from, earth? Get you a cheap telescope I'm to the left of the big rock.
GC
Do everyone a favor and take that helmet off and take a deep breath
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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