Speculate on Jesus 3 days of HELLISH torment !!!

[vorlon13]

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If Jesus wasn't tormented, tortured, bothered, harassed, inconvenienced, flayed, molested, beaten, raped, choked, strangled, maligned, or annoyed in Hell, I am further perplexed as to just what in hell (so to speak) was the big deal about His sacrifice.

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It's ludicrous that Satan and Jesus lounged poolside, (even if the pool was filled with molten iron and throngs of the screaming damned) sipping Long Island Iced Teas until Jesus could go back to Golgotha and move the rock out of the way.

I'd wager to fulfill His earning of 144,000 souls from Satan, He had to suffer, and suffer mightily indeed.  And the compressed time scale (noted correctly at much less than the math impaired 3 day claim) does not bolster any of the implications also noted above that some feel Jesus was on vacation or something. No, that compressed time scale demands violent and disturbing depravities and vile, agonizing infliction of the basest kind upon Jesus frail and sensitive body.

I might even go further and suggest that only saving 144,000 souls, despite the heinous horrors and vicious wounds meted out, implies Christ wasn't all that successful in wrangling much of a deal from Satan.


Maybe we need another, better Savior ?   


One that knows shit about the art of making a deal.

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There is no way you are going to be able to make the story make any sense.  Why would god demand a sacrifice at all, instead of just forgiving people instead?  Why should anyone suffer, if the guilty are not going to suffer?  It just makes no damn sense at all.  So no matter what claim is made about whether Jesus went to hell or not, it isn't going to make any sense.

For more, see:

Jesus sacrifice and why it didn't count

I think I have made a valiant effort in making the story make sense. 

Satan HAD to be appeased (compensated) in the transaction that purchased Salvation for the 144,000.   Jesus is clearly the only one tagged to pay too, never heard a christer claim anyone else's sacrifice would do. Clearly, boiling ordinary sinners in molten iron doesn't buy Salvation for anyone. Just try to imagine for a moment what Jesus would have had to willingly endure to appease Satan for the sake of the 144,000 !!!   And to do it in just a matter of several hours.

If anything, I have understated the magnitude of His (temporary) torment.   Satan would not be bought off cheap.