(August 4, 2015 at 3:55 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Bet he had one mighty hangover come monday. In fact the resurrection itself could be seen as his version of cracking open his freshly-penetrated eyelids and wincing at the light of the morning as follows a particluarly heavy night. No wonder we haven't seen much of him since.
In "God time", each day is as a thousand years, so let's do the calculation, um, 3 days multiplied by 1,000 years, carry the one, modulate the hypotenuse, disregard common sense, and voila! You get 3,000 years.
So, JHC predicts Jeez will be hangover-free right around 3030 AD (after debauchery) or so. Expect to see Jeez right as rain, riding on his white horsey, carrying a sword in his mouth (wow, metaphor much Jeez?) to slaughter all the devilish unbelievers, starting with the atheists!
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