The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work

[Brakeman]

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But by all means, ask the stupid Christian God to come talk to me if he's not too busy pretending to not exist and hiding from science. I haven't got time for frigging peek-a-boo, I grew out of that when I was about 2. If he wants to man up, grow some balls, grow some hair on his spine, he should know where to find me. If not, I'll just keep talking smack about him and Jesus and people will keep throwing empty threats at me about how I'm going to regret it after I'm dead...

.. Do you think an attack on His character is a reasonable defense against His existence?..

According to the (hi)stories in the bible, God smites people right and left for not obeying him. Heck, he smote Uzzah just for trying to save his beloved Arc of the Covenant from falling off of it's cart due to a pothole!

Now compare Uzzah's mistake of forgetting god's commandment not to touch the Arc, to my blasphamy of calling god a pedaphile abuser of mangy dogs, and it becomes clear that god no longer has the ability or the balls to act in the real world anymore, just in the fantasy of old books.