(August 15, 2015 at 7:03 pm)IATIA Wrote: I thought the 'bloody mary' was the "traditional" breakfast. Do you mean to say that I have been wrong for these several decades? Does this mean that I have to go to confession?
No, you just have to make up for lost time and start drinking more screwdrivers. How else do you get your orange juice in the morning? You will want to pick very good orange juice and very good vodka, as having those two ingredients, over ice, means that they both are important. If you pick substandard ingredients, you will have a bad screwdriver.
The Bloody Mary is traditional for when one has a hangover. But if you have been pacing yourself and do not have a hangover, you should stick with screwdrivers, as god intended.
So, if you have been drinking Bloody Marys when you ought to have been drinking screwdrivers, you should double up on the screwdrivers for breakfast until you make up for all of the screwdrivers you should have had.
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.


