(August 15, 2015 at 7:11 pm)Pyrrho Wrote:(August 15, 2015 at 7:03 pm)IATIA Wrote: I thought the 'bloody mary' was the "traditional" breakfast. Do you mean to say that I have been wrong for these several decades? Does this mean that I have to go to confession?
No, you just have to make up for lost time and start drinking more screwdrivers. How else do you get your orange juice in the morning? You will want to pick very good orange juice and very good vodka, as having those two ingredients, over ice, means that they both are important. If you pick substandard ingredients, you will have a bad screwdriver.
The Bloody Mary is traditional for when one has a hangover. But if you have been pacing yourself and do not have a hangover, you should stick with screwdrivers, as god intended.
So, if you have been drinking Bloody Marys when you ought to have been drinking screwdrivers, you should double up on the screwdrivers for breakfast until you make up for all of the screwdrivers you should have had.
Blasphemy! I don't know who your god is, but my god commands beer, and on his birthday the only acceptable communion is Pliny the Younger Double IPA. If you don't have any cellared, you're a heathen who won't have access to heaven where only devotees of hops and barley will reside for all time. Don't forget your pretzel necklace: blood of his blood; flesh of his flesh and all that.
The only acceptable drink for breakfast is a hefeweisen of your choice (see? Free will!) with an orange slice. PBUHFH.
(Peace Be Upon His Foamy Head)
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
