STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion.

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STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion.

Pyrrho Offline

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RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion.

August 16, 2015 at 4:25 pm

(August 16, 2015 at 3:32 pm)robvalue Wrote: I decided to full embrace the FSM and his tentacles of goodness. I've been walking around for a few hours covered in pasta sauce and chanting. I've got sustainable happiness from magical carbohydrates.

I even converted some of the people in my basement. I don't think they really understood what I was talking about, but the FSM forgives all.

I believe that wearing the sauce is unnecessary. Just the colander on the head is sufficient:

[Image: Ian_Harris_colande_3259312b.jpg]

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."

— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.

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STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Randy Carson - August 15, 2015 at 11:13 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by abaris - August 15, 2015 at 11:20 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Randy Carson - August 15, 2015 at 11:31 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by abaris - August 15, 2015 at 11:39 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Randy Carson - August 16, 2015 at 11:59 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Godschild - August 17, 2015 at 4:21 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by abaris - August 17, 2015 at 4:28 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Godschild - August 17, 2015 at 8:50 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by abaris - August 17, 2015 at 8:55 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Redbeard The Pink - August 17, 2015 at 5:34 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Godschild - August 17, 2015 at 8:49 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Redbeard The Pink - August 17, 2015 at 9:41 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Ravenshire - August 20, 2015 at 9:35 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Aractus - August 21, 2015 at 2:42 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Lemonvariable72 - August 21, 2015 at 3:52 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Iroscato - August 15, 2015 at 11:31 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Longhorn - August 15, 2015 at 11:44 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by abaris - August 15, 2015 at 11:47 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Longhorn - August 15, 2015 at 11:57 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Randy Carson - August 16, 2015 at 12:11 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Longhorn - August 16, 2015 at 12:16 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Randy Carson - August 16, 2015 at 12:09 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by abaris - August 16, 2015 at 1:17 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Randy Carson - August 16, 2015 at 12:02 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Longhorn - August 16, 2015 at 12:06 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Exian - August 15, 2015 at 11:56 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Godschild - August 17, 2015 at 4:24 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by SteelCurtain - August 15, 2015 at 11:58 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Athene - August 15, 2015 at 12:00 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Chad32 - August 15, 2015 at 12:16 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by robvalue - August 15, 2015 at 12:19 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Pyrrho - August 15, 2015 at 2:05 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Lemonvariable72 - August 15, 2015 at 5:15 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Pyrrho - August 15, 2015 at 6:59 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Napoléon - August 15, 2015 at 5:17 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by abaris - August 15, 2015 at 12:19 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by LastPoet - August 15, 2015 at 12:27 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by robvalue - August 15, 2015 at 12:30 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by IATIA - August 15, 2015 at 12:34 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Randy Carson - August 16, 2015 at 12:18 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Pyrrho - August 16, 2015 at 12:24 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Randy Carson - August 16, 2015 at 12:40 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Thumpalumpacus - August 17, 2015 at 9:15 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by IATIA - August 16, 2015 at 12:28 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Lemonvariable72 - August 16, 2015 at 12:41 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Randy Carson - August 16, 2015 at 12:48 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Pyrrho - August 16, 2015 at 12:53 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by IATIA - August 16, 2015 at 12:57 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Lemonvariable72 - August 16, 2015 at 1:47 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Randy Carson - August 16, 2015 at 2:29 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Lemonvariable72 - August 16, 2015 at 5:07 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Ravenshire - August 16, 2015 at 6:26 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Brakeman - August 16, 2015 at 1:32 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by LastPoet - August 15, 2015 at 12:39 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by KevinM1 - August 15, 2015 at 1:36 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Whateverist - August 15, 2015 at 3:41 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Pizza - August 15, 2015 at 3:47 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Longhorn - August 15, 2015 at 3:48 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by AFTT47 - August 15, 2015 at 5:18 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Homeless Nutter - August 15, 2015 at 6:08 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by IATIA - August 15, 2015 at 7:03 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Pyrrho - August 15, 2015 at 7:11 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by rexbeccarox - August 15, 2015 at 8:25 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Pyrrho - August 15, 2015 at 8:38 pm

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RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Pyrrho - August 15, 2015 at 7:24 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Exian - August 15, 2015 at 8:05 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by JuliaL - August 15, 2015 at 8:17 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Lemonvariable72 - August 15, 2015 at 9:33 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by rexbeccarox - August 15, 2015 at 9:13 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Pyrrho - August 16, 2015 at 10:52 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Chad32 - August 15, 2015 at 9:21 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by rexbeccarox - August 15, 2015 at 9:25 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Chad32 - August 15, 2015 at 9:26 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Chad32 - August 15, 2015 at 9:43 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by robvalue - August 16, 2015 at 2:56 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Pyrrho - August 16, 2015 at 11:10 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Mr.wizard - August 16, 2015 at 8:44 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by abaris - August 16, 2015 at 9:34 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Aractus - August 16, 2015 at 10:07 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Mr.wizard - August 16, 2015 at 11:12 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Aractus - August 16, 2015 at 11:39 am

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RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Aractus - August 16, 2015 at 1:22 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Randy Carson - August 16, 2015 at 12:37 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by IATIA - August 16, 2015 at 12:40 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Randy Carson - August 16, 2015 at 12:53 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Ravenshire - August 16, 2015 at 6:23 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Thumpalumpacus - August 16, 2015 at 10:59 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by robvalue - August 16, 2015 at 11:03 am

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RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by robvalue - August 16, 2015 at 3:32 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by rexbeccarox - August 16, 2015 at 3:38 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Pyrrho - August 16, 2015 at 4:25 pm

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RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by robvalue - August 16, 2015 at 3:42 pm

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Pyrrho - August 16, 2015 at 4:50 pm

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RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Aractus - August 17, 2015 at 12:26 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Ravenshire - August 17, 2015 at 10:24 am

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RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Aractus - August 17, 2015 at 7:05 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Homeless Nutter - August 17, 2015 at 7:38 am

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RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Redbeard The Pink - August 17, 2015 at 5:32 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Longhorn - August 17, 2015 at 5:34 am

RE: STUDY: Want ‘sustained happiness’? Get religion. - by Redbeard The Pink - August 17, 2015 at 6:08 am

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