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JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT!
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RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT!
August 19, 2015 at 9:07 am
Theology for beginners! Oh yeah, I read that one. It's quite short.

Step 1: Make up whatever shit you want. You can copy other people's shit and change it a bit, or make up a whole new load of shit. IMPORTANT! Make sure that none of it can be proven wrong. Avoid anything that coincides with reality in any way.

Step 2: Say that it's your sincerely held religious belief and that you have the right to practice it, even if it involves mutilating passers by.

Step 3: Announce that everyone must live by your rules, and anyone that doesn't is oppressing you.

Congratulations! You are now an entry level theologist. Please continue onto Theology for the Smug Intermediate.
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JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT!

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JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 16, 2015 at 3:25 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Minimalist - August 16, 2015 at 3:27 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 16, 2015 at 3:28 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 16, 2015 at 3:52 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 16, 2015 at 3:29 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by brewer - August 16, 2015 at 3:31 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Chad32 - August 16, 2015 at 3:37 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 16, 2015 at 3:40 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 16, 2015 at 3:44 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by IATIA - August 16, 2015 at 5:53 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Lemonvariable72 - August 17, 2015 at 8:13 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 16, 2015 at 3:45 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 16, 2015 at 3:47 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Chad32 - August 16, 2015 at 3:48 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Iroscato - August 16, 2015 at 3:53 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 16, 2015 at 4:02 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Homeless Nutter - August 16, 2015 at 4:09 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by vorlon13 - August 16, 2015 at 5:49 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by abaris - August 16, 2015 at 5:59 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 16, 2015 at 6:01 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ronedee - August 16, 2015 at 6:45 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 16, 2015 at 7:00 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 16, 2015 at 7:45 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ronedee - August 16, 2015 at 7:54 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 16, 2015 at 8:17 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by *Deidre* - August 16, 2015 at 9:28 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ronedee - August 16, 2015 at 9:54 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 17, 2015 at 6:21 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 16, 2015 at 6:47 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by *Deidre* - August 16, 2015 at 7:07 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ronedee - August 16, 2015 at 7:39 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 16, 2015 at 7:54 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ronedee - August 16, 2015 at 7:56 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 16, 2015 at 8:25 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Minimalist - August 18, 2015 at 2:04 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 16, 2015 at 8:00 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ronedee - August 16, 2015 at 8:03 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 16, 2015 at 8:26 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by abaris - August 16, 2015 at 8:51 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by *Deidre* - August 16, 2015 at 9:24 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Chad32 - August 16, 2015 at 7:21 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Chad32 - August 16, 2015 at 7:44 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ronedee - August 16, 2015 at 7:46 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Nope - August 16, 2015 at 8:29 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Chad32 - August 16, 2015 at 8:40 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 17, 2015 at 3:08 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by surreptitious57 - August 16, 2015 at 8:42 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Mr.wizard - August 16, 2015 at 8:57 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by *Deidre* - August 16, 2015 at 10:27 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 16, 2015 at 11:04 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 16, 2015 at 11:43 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 17, 2015 at 4:00 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 17, 2015 at 6:30 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 17, 2015 at 11:11 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 18, 2015 at 12:36 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 18, 2015 at 4:11 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 18, 2015 at 5:19 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 18, 2015 at 7:58 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by LostLocke - August 18, 2015 at 8:03 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 18, 2015 at 8:14 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Silver - August 18, 2015 at 8:20 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 19, 2015 at 8:57 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by abaris - August 19, 2015 at 11:05 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 19, 2015 at 3:27 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Minimalist - August 19, 2015 at 3:50 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by abaris - August 19, 2015 at 3:53 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 19, 2015 at 4:43 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by abaris - August 19, 2015 at 4:45 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 19, 2015 at 11:04 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Iroscato - August 19, 2015 at 6:36 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Redbeard The Pink - August 19, 2015 at 10:04 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 18, 2015 at 9:37 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 11:36 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 19, 2015 at 12:27 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 19, 2015 at 12:32 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Redbeard The Pink - August 19, 2015 at 12:43 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 19, 2015 at 8:08 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Redbeard The Pink - August 19, 2015 at 10:49 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 19, 2015 at 1:04 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Salacious B. Crumb - August 19, 2015 at 4:15 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Homeless Nutter - August 19, 2015 at 5:13 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 19, 2015 at 8:46 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 19, 2015 at 12:19 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Brakeman - August 18, 2015 at 9:48 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 11:40 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Homeless Nutter - August 18, 2015 at 9:55 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Jackalope - August 16, 2015 at 11:07 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by *Deidre* - August 16, 2015 at 11:39 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ignoramus - August 16, 2015 at 11:15 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by *Deidre* - August 16, 2015 at 11:41 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 17, 2015 at 3:12 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 17, 2015 at 7:29 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2015 at 10:45 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 17, 2015 at 11:20 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 17, 2015 at 7:28 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Faith No More - August 17, 2015 at 11:15 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Nope - August 17, 2015 at 3:49 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by abaris - August 17, 2015 at 6:53 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 17, 2015 at 4:15 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 17, 2015 at 7:46 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by IATIA - August 17, 2015 at 8:06 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2015 at 10:46 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Faith No More - August 17, 2015 at 11:16 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by SteelCurtain - August 17, 2015 at 11:27 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by vorlon13 - August 17, 2015 at 1:24 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 17, 2015 at 3:51 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Thumpalumpacus - August 17, 2015 at 9:34 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Silver - August 18, 2015 at 12:41 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 18, 2015 at 4:17 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 4:41 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 18, 2015 at 4:45 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Homeless Nutter - August 18, 2015 at 5:08 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 5:12 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Homeless Nutter - August 18, 2015 at 5:13 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 5:18 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 18, 2015 at 4:51 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 4:54 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ignoramus - August 18, 2015 at 5:07 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Ayen - August 18, 2015 at 9:18 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 9:29 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Ayen - August 18, 2015 at 9:38 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 18, 2015 at 9:57 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 11:15 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Minimalist - August 18, 2015 at 4:12 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 11:25 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Bob Kelso - August 19, 2015 at 12:12 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 19, 2015 at 12:29 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Bob Kelso - August 21, 2015 at 3:22 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 21, 2015 at 10:45 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Bob Kelso - August 24, 2015 at 4:05 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Minimalist - August 18, 2015 at 7:02 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by LostLocke - August 18, 2015 at 8:26 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 19, 2015 at 9:22 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Iroscato - August 18, 2015 at 8:28 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by abaris - August 18, 2015 at 8:31 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 18, 2015 at 11:30 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Iroscato - August 19, 2015 at 7:50 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 19, 2015 at 8:18 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Iroscato - August 19, 2015 at 8:29 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Homeless Nutter - August 19, 2015 at 8:11 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 19, 2015 at 11:00 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 3:26 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 19, 2015 at 4:56 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 5:29 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Ayen - August 19, 2015 at 7:56 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 19, 2015 at 8:24 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Ayen - August 19, 2015 at 8:32 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 19, 2015 at 8:21 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Homeless Nutter - August 19, 2015 at 8:22 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ignoramus - August 19, 2015 at 8:39 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Homeless Nutter - August 19, 2015 at 8:53 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 9:07 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Longhorn - August 19, 2015 at 9:15 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 19, 2015 at 3:46 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 19, 2015 at 5:41 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Godschild - August 19, 2015 at 11:02 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 19, 2015 at 11:30 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Ayen - August 19, 2015 at 10:50 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 20, 2015 at 11:47 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by LostLocke - August 21, 2015 at 12:36 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Randy Carson - August 21, 2015 at 1:24 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Redbeard The Pink - August 21, 2015 at 9:30 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 19, 2015 at 11:51 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Athene - August 20, 2015 at 12:07 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 20, 2015 at 12:23 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Ayen - August 20, 2015 at 12:39 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 20, 2015 at 1:10 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by ignoramus - August 20, 2015 at 2:41 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by Redbeard The Pink - August 20, 2015 at 10:31 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 20, 2015 at 12:30 pm
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by MTL - August 24, 2015 at 8:23 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by I_am_not_mafia - August 24, 2015 at 9:01 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 24, 2015 at 9:20 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by MTL - August 24, 2015 at 10:17 am
RE: JUST OPEN YOUR HEART, DAMMIT! - by robvalue - August 25, 2015 at 2:15 am

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