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Crazy shit from ezekiel.
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RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel.
(August 22, 2015 at 9:55 pm)Brakeman Wrote: According to Christian's "Great Big Book 'O Crazy"


Quote: Ezekiel 3New International Version (NIV)
3 And he said to me, “Son of man, eat what is before you, eat this scroll; then go and speak to the people of Israel.” 2 So I opened my mouth, and he gave me the scroll to eat.
3 Then he said to me, “Son of man, eat this scroll I am giving you and fill your stomach with it.” So I ate it, and it tasted as sweet as honey in my mouth.
4 He then said to me: “Son of man, go now to the people of Israel and speak my words to them. 5 You are not being sent to a people of obscure speech and strange language, but to the people of Israel— 6 not to many peoples of obscure speech and strange language, whose words you cannot understand. Surely if I had sent you to them, they would have listened to you. 7 But the people of Israel are not willing to listen to you because they are not willing to listen to me, for all the Israelites are hardened and obstinate. 8 But I will make you as unyielding and hardened as they are. 9 I will make your forehead like the hardest stone, harder than flint. Do not be afraid of them or terrified by them, though they are a rebellious people.”

Well, of course this is completely stupid and only taken seriously by completely stupid people, but there are certain christians on here who definitely have the flint-like hardened head.

Actually that's a Jewish book.......
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Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 22, 2015 at 9:55 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 22, 2015 at 10:00 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 22, 2015 at 10:01 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 22, 2015 at 10:12 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 22, 2015 at 10:22 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 22, 2015 at 11:20 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 22, 2015 at 11:55 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 23, 2015 at 12:43 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 23, 2015 at 12:50 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 23, 2015 at 11:24 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by TheRealJoeFish - August 24, 2015 at 4:16 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:47 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 23, 2015 at 5:44 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by TheRealJoeFish - August 24, 2015 at 4:14 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 24, 2015 at 4:59 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 24, 2015 at 5:38 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 9:56 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 24, 2015 at 10:00 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by IATIA - August 24, 2015 at 10:16 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 10:17 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 25, 2015 at 12:10 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 10:10 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 25, 2015 at 11:20 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 3:27 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Ravenshire - August 25, 2015 at 12:13 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 10:15 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Ravenshire - August 25, 2015 at 1:10 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Ravenshire - August 24, 2015 at 8:20 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 22, 2015 at 10:08 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Longhorn - August 23, 2015 at 5:49 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Lemonvariable72 - August 25, 2015 at 12:34 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Mudhammam - August 25, 2015 at 1:52 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 25, 2015 at 7:19 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 22, 2015 at 10:01 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 22, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 22, 2015 at 10:30 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 22, 2015 at 11:21 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by IATIA - August 23, 2015 at 6:41 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 23, 2015 at 9:15 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Minimalist - August 22, 2015 at 11:07 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Spooky - August 22, 2015 at 11:25 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Minimalist - August 23, 2015 at 2:06 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 23, 2015 at 5:40 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by IATIA - August 23, 2015 at 6:36 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:07 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 24, 2015 at 5:30 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 9:27 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 24, 2015 at 10:17 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 24, 2015 at 9:59 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by TheRealJoeFish - August 24, 2015 at 11:15 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 10:06 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Crossless1 - August 25, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by TheRealJoeFish - August 25, 2015 at 10:28 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Ravenshire - August 25, 2015 at 1:08 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Neo-Scholastic - August 25, 2015 at 10:54 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Rhondazvous - August 25, 2015 at 4:10 pm

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