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Crazy shit from ezekiel.
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RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel.
Quote: Ezekiel 4

4 “Now, son of man, take a block of clay, put it in front of you and draw the city of Jerusalem on it. 2 Then lay siege to it: Erect siege works against it, build a ramp up to it, set up camps against it and put battering rams around it. 3 Then take an iron pan, place it as an iron wall between you and the city and turn your face toward it. It will be under siege, and you shall besiege it. This will be a sign to the people of Israel.
4 “Then lie on your left side and put the sin of the people of Israel upon yourself.[a] You are to bear their sin for the number of days you lie on your side. 5 I have assigned you the same number of days as the years of their sin. So for 390 days you will bear the sin of the people of Israel.

Really . . The Wizard of the Universe has to perform his magic by making an idiot lie on his side for over a year?

This is some completely retarded shit.
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Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 22, 2015 at 9:55 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 22, 2015 at 10:00 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 22, 2015 at 10:01 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 22, 2015 at 10:12 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 22, 2015 at 10:22 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 22, 2015 at 11:20 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 22, 2015 at 11:55 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 23, 2015 at 12:43 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 23, 2015 at 12:50 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 23, 2015 at 11:24 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by TheRealJoeFish - August 24, 2015 at 4:16 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:47 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 23, 2015 at 5:44 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by TheRealJoeFish - August 24, 2015 at 4:14 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 24, 2015 at 4:59 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 24, 2015 at 5:38 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 9:56 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 24, 2015 at 10:00 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by IATIA - August 24, 2015 at 10:16 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 10:17 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 25, 2015 at 12:10 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 10:10 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 25, 2015 at 11:20 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 3:27 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Ravenshire - August 25, 2015 at 12:13 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 10:15 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Ravenshire - August 25, 2015 at 1:10 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Ravenshire - August 24, 2015 at 8:20 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 22, 2015 at 10:08 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Longhorn - August 23, 2015 at 5:49 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Lemonvariable72 - August 25, 2015 at 12:34 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Mudhammam - August 25, 2015 at 1:52 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 25, 2015 at 7:19 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 22, 2015 at 10:01 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 22, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 22, 2015 at 10:30 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 22, 2015 at 11:21 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by IATIA - August 23, 2015 at 6:41 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 23, 2015 at 9:15 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Minimalist - August 22, 2015 at 11:07 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Spooky - August 22, 2015 at 11:25 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Minimalist - August 23, 2015 at 2:06 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 23, 2015 at 5:40 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by IATIA - August 23, 2015 at 6:36 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:07 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 24, 2015 at 5:30 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 9:27 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 24, 2015 at 10:17 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 24, 2015 at 9:59 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by TheRealJoeFish - August 24, 2015 at 11:15 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 10:06 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Crossless1 - August 25, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by TheRealJoeFish - August 25, 2015 at 10:28 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Ravenshire - August 25, 2015 at 1:08 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Neo-Scholastic - August 25, 2015 at 10:54 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Rhondazvous - August 25, 2015 at 4:10 pm

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