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Crazy shit from ezekiel.
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RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel.
Quote:9 “Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels[b] of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin[c] of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.” 13 The Lord said, “In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.”
14 Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign Lord! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth.”
15 “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.”

So Ezekiel "backsassed" god and god gave in... Yep.. sounds just like the god of the christians..
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Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 22, 2015 at 9:55 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 22, 2015 at 10:00 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 22, 2015 at 10:01 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 22, 2015 at 10:12 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 22, 2015 at 10:22 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 22, 2015 at 11:20 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 22, 2015 at 11:55 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 23, 2015 at 12:43 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 23, 2015 at 12:50 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 23, 2015 at 11:24 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by TheRealJoeFish - August 24, 2015 at 4:16 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:47 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 23, 2015 at 5:44 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by TheRealJoeFish - August 24, 2015 at 4:14 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 24, 2015 at 4:59 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 24, 2015 at 5:38 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 9:56 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 24, 2015 at 10:00 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by IATIA - August 24, 2015 at 10:16 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 10:17 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 25, 2015 at 12:10 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 10:10 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 25, 2015 at 11:20 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 3:27 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Ravenshire - August 25, 2015 at 12:13 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 10:15 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Ravenshire - August 25, 2015 at 1:10 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Ravenshire - August 24, 2015 at 8:20 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 22, 2015 at 10:08 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Longhorn - August 23, 2015 at 5:49 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Lemonvariable72 - August 25, 2015 at 12:34 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Mudhammam - August 25, 2015 at 1:52 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Huggy Bear - August 25, 2015 at 7:19 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 22, 2015 at 10:01 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 22, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 22, 2015 at 10:30 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 22, 2015 at 11:21 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by IATIA - August 23, 2015 at 6:41 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 23, 2015 at 9:15 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Minimalist - August 22, 2015 at 11:07 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Spooky - August 22, 2015 at 11:25 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Minimalist - August 23, 2015 at 2:06 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 23, 2015 at 5:40 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by IATIA - August 23, 2015 at 6:36 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:07 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 24, 2015 at 5:30 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 9:27 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Jenny A - August 24, 2015 at 10:17 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Brakeman - August 24, 2015 at 9:59 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by TheRealJoeFish - August 24, 2015 at 11:15 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 10:06 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Crossless1 - August 25, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by TheRealJoeFish - August 25, 2015 at 10:28 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Ravenshire - August 25, 2015 at 1:08 pm
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Neo-Scholastic - August 25, 2015 at 10:54 am
RE: Crazy shit from ezekiel. - by Rhondazvous - August 25, 2015 at 4:10 pm

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