Richard Pryor, iirc, did a bit in his stand-up act in which he describes a woman catching her husband shagging her best friend. He denies it even though she walks in on them in the act, saying, "Who are you gonna believe - me, or your lying eyes?"
Tzortzis could star in a remake of that.
Tzortzis could star in a remake of that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'