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What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher

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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher

August 24, 2015 at 6:16 pm (This post was last modified: August 24, 2015 at 6:17 pm by Randy Carson.)

(August 23, 2015 at 10:31 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(August 23, 2015 at 2:15 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: There are 1.2 billion of us Catholics, Parkers. Have we all enabled molesters?

If they have donated money, yes.

Like most Christians, we take up a collection at every mass. Some of that money goes to care for old priests who are now retired. Guess we're all guilty.

You're now free to hate all of us, PT, because we're all in collusion with the pedophiles we're harboring. [Image: dts.gif]

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What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher - by drfuzzy - August 19, 2015 at 11:44 am

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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher - by Randy Carson - August 19, 2015 at 6:02 pm

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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher - by Randy Carson - August 20, 2015 at 5:57 pm

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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher - by Randy Carson - August 21, 2015 at 1:22 am

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