RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 10:02 pm
(This post was last modified: August 27, 2015 at 10:02 pm by Pyrrho.)
(August 27, 2015 at 9:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: This ecumenicalism is disturbing.
You are confusing true religion with ecumenicalism. Surely, you are not going to blaspheme against the Flying Spaghetti Monster and tell us that He is limited and unable to be all forms of pasta? Surely, you are not going to blaspheme against the Flying Spaghetti Monster and tell us that He is limited and unable to have all forms of sauce?
Really, what kind of limited being do you worship? You make me think you are not drinking enough wine with your pasta. But, fortunately for you, the Great, Wise, Flying Spaghetti Monster is forgiving, and will allow you to enjoy His Noodly Appendages in all of their forms, with all of their sauces, and with all appropriate wines.
Ramen.
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
