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The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
AHA! Proof! Check mate, ATHEISTS...oh, wait...
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Confused Ape - August 27, 2015 at 3:44 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by The Valkyrie - August 27, 2015 at 3:46 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Edwardo Piet - January 1, 2016 at 2:21 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - August 27, 2015 at 3:48 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Longhorn - August 27, 2015 at 4:05 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Spooky - August 27, 2015 at 4:15 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Exian - August 27, 2015 at 4:59 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Kingpin - August 27, 2015 at 5:00 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Pyrrho - August 27, 2015 at 9:09 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by brewer - August 27, 2015 at 6:31 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Pyrrho - August 27, 2015 at 9:14 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - August 27, 2015 at 6:42 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by brewer - August 27, 2015 at 7:26 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by JesusHChrist - August 27, 2015 at 7:00 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - August 27, 2015 at 7:45 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by ignoramus - August 28, 2015 at 6:03 am
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by brewer - August 27, 2015 at 8:03 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - August 27, 2015 at 8:48 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - August 27, 2015 at 9:49 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Pyrrho - August 27, 2015 at 10:02 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by The Valkyrie - August 27, 2015 at 11:00 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - August 27, 2015 at 10:36 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Pyrrho - August 29, 2015 at 3:05 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Redbeard The Pink - August 27, 2015 at 10:39 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Iroscato - August 28, 2015 at 1:25 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Kingpin - August 28, 2015 at 1:43 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by dyresand - August 28, 2015 at 2:02 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - January 1, 2016 at 1:30 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by drfuzzy - January 1, 2016 at 1:45 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Nay_Sayer - January 1, 2016 at 2:12 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - January 1, 2016 at 2:24 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Edwardo Piet - January 1, 2016 at 2:25 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - January 1, 2016 at 2:37 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Edwardo Piet - January 1, 2016 at 3:02 pm
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real - by Minimalist - January 1, 2016 at 3:05 pm

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