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what are they teaching in seminaries these days?
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RE: what are they teaching in seminaries these days?
(August 28, 2015 at 2:38 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Oh please. The contents and even divinity of Jesus were decided by fucking majority vote in the fourth fucking century. What interpretation? What times it was written? 16 gospels and several other books were thrown out despite still being referenced by the current ones, and the decision what is and isn't divinely inspired was based on what people liked to hear and a fucking show of hands. That book is a joke.

But they said their vote was guided by the Holy Spirit! Why can't you believe that? After all, it's not like they had anything to gain by lying about it.

What next? The Gospel authors had agendas? The Exodus likely didn't happen? David and Solomon were tin horn kings in a backwater shit hole? Where does it all end, Neimeovic?

Repeat after me: "The Bible says it. I believe it. That settles it." Lather, rinse, repeat about a thousand times until you get your mind right. Then join us after the service. There will be prayer and waffles.
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RE: what are they teaching in seminaries these days? - by Crossless1 - August 28, 2015 at 1:46 pm

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