Those bad people who think a gnome, or a log bring presents will get the rubbish they believe in. Catalunya (and Valencia) is full of logs, and Norway and Sweden full of ugly garden gnomes. Unfortunately those people enjoy the presents that the Yule Goat thinks is punishment. Those who believe in a fat drunk, the Yule Goat doesn't bother with as they eat and drink so much that they naturally turn into him.
Mincemeat originated in Nimby, given by the Yule Goat. It consisted of goat poo as pooing is cool, and beef suet as then the Nimbyans are cannibals. Nimbyans added some spices to disguise the taste then ate it in pies and tarts as it was their most nutritious meal of the year. Those others who have the tradition of Christmas mincemeat use a variety of dried grapes as goat poo is a bit hard to get.
*who as every child knows, may or may not exist.
Mincemeat originated in Nimby, given by the Yule Goat. It consisted of goat poo as pooing is cool, and beef suet as then the Nimbyans are cannibals. Nimbyans added some spices to disguise the taste then ate it in pies and tarts as it was their most nutritious meal of the year. Those others who have the tradition of Christmas mincemeat use a variety of dried grapes as goat poo is a bit hard to get.
*who as every child knows, may or may not exist.
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