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Teaching your kids about Santa Clause
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RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause
September 7, 2015 at 11:39 pm
Hell, we should have more made up shit to keep the little fuckers from misbehaving.

How about spreading the idea that if a kid is bad enough, they can be spanked to DEATH. And let them know it takes a long time, and there are some really big ugly nasty men we keep around to do just that.

There can be a few made up news stories from time to time in the media with the announcer gravely intoning yet another accursed brat was spanked to death today in New Jersey. It took most of the day, and the kid really wailed and screamed till he died.

Keep the little shits scared to be fuck ups.


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Teaching your kids about Santa Clause

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Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Catholic_Lady - September 7, 2015 at 8:49 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Pyrrho - September 7, 2015 at 9:04 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by brian1570 - September 7, 2015 at 9:07 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Napoléon - September 7, 2015 at 9:13 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Catholic_Lady - September 7, 2015 at 9:17 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Catholic_Lady - September 7, 2015 at 9:19 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Whateverist - September 7, 2015 at 9:36 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Catholic_Lady - September 7, 2015 at 9:36 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Pyrrho - September 7, 2015 at 9:38 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Catholic_Lady - September 7, 2015 at 9:41 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Pyrrho - September 7, 2015 at 9:48 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Catholic_Lady - September 7, 2015 at 9:52 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Losty - September 7, 2015 at 9:54 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Catholic_Lady - September 7, 2015 at 9:55 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Pyrrho - September 8, 2015 at 12:09 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by brewer - September 7, 2015 at 9:24 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Catholic_Lady - September 7, 2015 at 9:28 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by brewer - September 7, 2015 at 9:35 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Minimalist - September 7, 2015 at 9:29 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Losty - September 7, 2015 at 9:30 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Catholic_Lady - September 7, 2015 at 9:34 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by AFTT47 - September 7, 2015 at 9:30 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Losty - September 7, 2015 at 9:34 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by I_am_not_mafia - September 8, 2015 at 2:09 am
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Pyrrho - September 7, 2015 at 9:44 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by The Valkyrie - September 7, 2015 at 9:38 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Angrboda - September 7, 2015 at 9:46 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by The Valkyrie - September 7, 2015 at 9:47 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by vorlon13 - September 7, 2015 at 11:00 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by vorlon13 - September 7, 2015 at 11:27 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Grandizer - September 7, 2015 at 11:32 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by vorlon13 - September 7, 2015 at 11:39 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Losty - September 7, 2015 at 11:57 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Justtristo - September 7, 2015 at 11:53 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by SteelCurtain - September 7, 2015 at 11:55 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Cecelia - September 7, 2015 at 11:59 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by SteelCurtain - September 8, 2015 at 12:17 am
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by robvalue - September 8, 2015 at 1:18 am
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by robvalue - September 8, 2015 at 2:21 am
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by robvalue - September 8, 2015 at 4:07 am
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by *Deidre* - September 8, 2015 at 10:35 am
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Losty - September 8, 2015 at 12:26 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Pyrrho - September 8, 2015 at 2:03 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by downbeatplumb - September 8, 2015 at 12:28 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Losty - September 8, 2015 at 12:44 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Pyrrho - September 8, 2015 at 6:34 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Losty - September 8, 2015 at 6:43 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Pyrrho - September 8, 2015 at 7:06 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Losty - September 8, 2015 at 3:43 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Grandizer - September 8, 2015 at 4:11 pm
Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by TubbyTubby - September 8, 2015 at 3:55 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Losty - September 8, 2015 at 7:17 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Aroura - September 8, 2015 at 7:21 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Alex K - September 8, 2015 at 8:53 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Pyrrho - September 8, 2015 at 9:40 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Alex K - September 8, 2015 at 11:09 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by Pyrrho - September 8, 2015 at 11:14 pm
RE: Teaching your kids about Santa Clause - by robvalue - September 9, 2015 at 1:21 am

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