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RE: Christians - What would you do if it were discovered Jesus never existed?

September 8, 2015 at 8:00 pm

Quote: No act of penetration is ever implied in the nativity accounts in the Bible.

You are exceedingly naive. They may have been ancient goat herders but they understood the concept of fucking.

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