The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work

[Wyrd of Gawd]

There's not a single thing written by Jesus.  Not a single one.  So I'm not sure how you can be so sure that everything they said he said is what he actually said.  Especially since most of them aren't even fucking first hand accounts.

By revelation from God. When I meet God my parents sporadically took us to church, I didn't read the bible and my family didn't read it to me. The only reason I believe what the bible says is because I know who God is. God is the foundation of my faith not the Bible. Now don't get me wrong I believe what the Bible says, but only because it is backed up by my revelation of God.

There's a God character in the Koran.  Why don't you believe in it since it's supposed to be the same one as the biblical God?  After all, they are both ethnocentric Middle Eastern desert deities.