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Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens?
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RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens?
No, it's not up to me. It's just my fucking guess. If it was my list you'd see Unicorns. Because unicorns would have been fucking awesome. I mean fuck, lions just came to mind first because of the asshole cuntbag dentist. I could have listed any number of animals. Also the lion king is a fucking awesome movie.

And yeah, you did say something about getting help. At least that's how I'm reading it:

"The success of the botfly, particularly the one that likes to lay it's eggs in human children's eyes, could imply that they have some pull upstairs that we, the suffering hosts, do not" Pull kind of indicates help.
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RE: Where is heaven located? Also, why does God care about homo sapiens? - by Divinity - September 17, 2015 at 4:24 pm

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