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Allah can't even protect Mecca properly...
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RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly...
(September 17, 2015 at 6:54 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(September 17, 2015 at 6:00 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: It is hilariously funny.  They died in a mosque so they get an express ticket to paradise.  Everyone should be so lucky because it's the best thing that can ever happen.  Their deity really gave them the best blessing he could and all of their prayers were answered just like that.  It's a real miracle and proof that prayers do work.

I am frankly ashamed to share a genome with you.
Same goes for all you other twisted motherfuckers who get a kick out of this.
Do you have a celestial certificate of righteousness that verifies that your opinions are more correct than everyone else's?  Please produce it and impress us.  

Revelation 6:9-11 https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se...JV;WEB;CEV

"Malik :: Book 8 : Hadith 8.2.6

Yahya related to me from Malik from Sumayy, the mawla of Abu Bakr ibn Abd ar-Rahman from Abu Salih from Abu Hurayra that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, "If a man who is walking along a road finds a branch of thorns on the road and removes it, Allah thanks him for doing it and forgives him."

He also said, "Martyrs are five: the one killed by a plague, the one killed by a disease of the belly, the one who drowns, the one killed by a collapsing building, and the martyr in the path of Allah.'

He also said, "If people knew what there was in the call to prayer and the first row, and they could find no other way except to draw lots for it, they would draw lots for it. And if they knew what there was in doing dhuhr at its time, they would race each other to it. And if they knew what there was in the prayers of isha and maghrib, they would come to them even if they had to crawl ."
http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Index.html


Narrated Hasana' daughter of Mu'awiyah:

She reported on the authority of her paternal uncle: I asked the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him): Who are in Paradise? He replied: Prophets are in Paradise, martyrs are in Paradise, infants are in Paradise and children buried alive are in Paradise."
[url="Dawud :: Book 14 : Hadith 2515 http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Index.html]"Dawud :: Book 14 : Hadith 2515 http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Index.html[/url]

So, according to the Islamic fairy tale the people who were killed when the crane fell on the building are martyrs and martyrs go to paradise.  So those people hit the cosmic jackpot.  They are now kicking back with their harems and young boys and drinking wine with eternal erections.  So why are you pissed?  You should be happy for them.  They were truly blessed.
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Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by ReptilianPeon - September 12, 2015 at 4:01 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by abaris - September 12, 2015 at 4:26 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by abaris - September 12, 2015 at 4:30 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by rado84 - September 17, 2015 at 6:07 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Iroscato - September 17, 2015 at 6:54 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Wyrd of Gawd - September 17, 2015 at 7:42 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Alex K - September 12, 2015 at 4:52 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Iroscato - September 17, 2015 at 7:44 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Psychonaut - September 19, 2015 at 1:24 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Iroscato - September 19, 2015 at 1:39 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by abaris - September 19, 2015 at 1:49 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Psychonaut - September 20, 2015 at 12:47 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Longhorn - September 20, 2015 at 7:23 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Psychonaut - September 22, 2015 at 4:48 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Minimalist - September 17, 2015 at 8:05 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Spooky - September 19, 2015 at 2:18 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Psychonaut - September 20, 2015 at 12:53 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by robvalue - September 20, 2015 at 8:21 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by abaris - September 20, 2015 at 8:43 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Reforged - September 20, 2015 at 9:03 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by robvalue - September 20, 2015 at 8:46 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by abaris - September 20, 2015 at 8:50 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by robvalue - September 20, 2015 at 9:42 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by abaris - September 20, 2015 at 9:52 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Regina - September 20, 2015 at 11:24 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by abaris - September 20, 2015 at 11:27 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Minimalist - September 20, 2015 at 11:30 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by abaris - September 20, 2015 at 4:06 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Longhorn - September 23, 2015 at 1:09 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Iroscato - September 23, 2015 at 6:39 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Psychonaut - September 23, 2015 at 11:30 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Iroscato - September 23, 2015 at 11:45 am
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Psychonaut - September 23, 2015 at 8:47 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Minimalist - September 24, 2015 at 1:36 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Minimalist - September 24, 2015 at 1:43 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Minimalist - September 24, 2015 at 8:04 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Cato - September 24, 2015 at 8:09 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by vorlon13 - September 24, 2015 at 8:34 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Minimalist - September 24, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by vorlon13 - September 24, 2015 at 8:38 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by Regina - September 24, 2015 at 8:40 pm
RE: Allah can't even protect Mecca properly... - by vorlon13 - September 24, 2015 at 10:09 pm

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