101 uses for Bible

[Thor]

111. Past-time. I think bible is a good medium to spend our time. I am doing that whenever I am free or bored to things I am doing.

Ancient scribe #1: "Whaddya say we embellish this story to make it more interesting? Let's write that Jesus had a virgin birth, walked on water and rose up from the dead!"

Ancient scribe #2: "Oh, come on! Now you're getting ridiculous!"

Ancient scribe #1: "You're giving people too much credit! I'll guarantee they believe it! In fact, I'd be willing to bet that 2,000 years from now people will still believe it!"

Ancient scribe #2: "Write whatever you want. But no one's going to believe bullshit like that!"