101 uses for Bible

[thesummerqueen]

-- Biodegradable seed cups

-- disposable, easily degraded window wipers

-- a stack of highly absorbent paper to wipe my paintbrushes off on

-- the big book that held my medicine cabinet the right height above my sink until I drilled it into the wall

-- the thing my short butt used as a stool when I couldn't reach coffee cups on the top shelf in the kitchen

-- place to put said coffee cup to avoid rings on furniture

-- distraction mechanism when the 'dry' relatives come to visit while we hid the booze in the washing machine

-- handy source of frustration relief when I shred it during games like the Eagles vs Skins last night.

-- handy weapon against the cat when he starts to claw the leather sofa

-- chew toy for our pitbull

-- chew toy for me when forced to watch Fox news

-- chew toy for my roommate when forced to watch Jersey Shore