I look over people's shoulders, trying to read their newspapers.
I like to go to comedy clubs and weep piteously during the best acts.
Modes of public transportation are the best places to clip one's toenails.
I wait to pay library late fees until I can do it on the cheap and wipe out my debt with a few cans of green beans or corn come the library's holiday food drive.
My wine glass always gets just a little more wine than others'.
Yeah, I ate the last cookie. What?
I like to go to comedy clubs and weep piteously during the best acts.
Modes of public transportation are the best places to clip one's toenails.
I wait to pay library late fees until I can do it on the cheap and wipe out my debt with a few cans of green beans or corn come the library's holiday food drive.
My wine glass always gets just a little more wine than others'.
Yeah, I ate the last cookie. What?