It's fascinating, watching a Poe melt. But just for the record, Poe, I don't have the belief that you ascribe to me. I know, I'm spoiling your pretty strawman. But you see it's not exactly nice when someone tells you what you believe, instead of asking. Though since you're only a pathetic parody, it's more sad than offensive.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
