Rapture October 7th, 2015

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Rapture October 7th, 2015

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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015

September 28, 2015 at 4:42 pm

(September 28, 2015 at 4:37 pm)Losty Wrote: For the last 2000 years Jesus has been coming too quickly. I feel kinda of bad for his poor boyfriend. Must be frustrating

It seems to me that the real issue is that for 2000 years, he's got his followers hot, bothered, and ready, only to go soft on them at the crucial moment. And the bastard doesn't have the decency to at least provide some kind of oral comfort in lieu of actual consummation.

At this point, I'm sure there must be at least a few believers who would settle for a bit of spunk on their legs.

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Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by JesusHChrist - September 28, 2015 at 3:16 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by I_am_not_mafia - September 28, 2015 at 3:28 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 28, 2015 at 4:13 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by Losty - September 28, 2015 at 3:37 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by KevinM1 - September 28, 2015 at 3:48 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by JesusHChrist - September 28, 2015 at 4:01 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by Cephus - October 4, 2015 at 3:50 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by Crossless1 - October 4, 2015 at 4:03 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by LostLocke - October 6, 2015 at 12:05 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by Longhorn - September 28, 2015 at 4:18 pm

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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by Longhorn - September 28, 2015 at 4:24 pm

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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by Losty - September 28, 2015 at 4:26 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by Crossless1 - September 28, 2015 at 4:34 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by loganonekenobi - September 29, 2015 at 2:55 am

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by abaris - September 28, 2015 at 4:30 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by JesusHChrist - September 28, 2015 at 4:33 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by Losty - September 28, 2015 at 4:37 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by Crossless1 - September 28, 2015 at 4:42 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by abaris - September 28, 2015 at 4:39 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by JesusHChrist - September 28, 2015 at 4:40 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by mediocrates - September 28, 2015 at 4:56 pm

RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by Kitty Galore - September 28, 2015 at 5:03 pm

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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by JesusHChrist - September 28, 2015 at 7:37 pm

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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by Losty - September 29, 2015 at 2:33 am

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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by Losty - September 29, 2015 at 2:37 am

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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015 - by Losty - September 29, 2015 at 2:50 am

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