Not something I did but something that was done to me.
When I was 16 my old pen-pal tricked me into reading the entire Bible -cover-to-cover- by telling me that it had 'great sex scenes' in it. Being a horny and gullible teenager I fell for it. I downloaded a PDF of the new and old testaments and spent almost two months looking through it. While there is some sexual imagery I found nothing that would qualify as 'great sex scenes'. Apparently he got the idea from someone on IRC, whoever that was owes me two months of my life!
When I was 16 my old pen-pal tricked me into reading the entire Bible -cover-to-cover- by telling me that it had 'great sex scenes' in it. Being a horny and gullible teenager I fell for it. I downloaded a PDF of the new and old testaments and spent almost two months looking through it. While there is some sexual imagery I found nothing that would qualify as 'great sex scenes'. Apparently he got the idea from someone on IRC, whoever that was owes me two months of my life!
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. ~ George Bernard Shaw