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The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
(October 3, 2015 at 8:48 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(October 3, 2015 at 12:52 pm)Rekeisha Wrote:

That's like the joke about the girl who saw a small man in her flower garden.  She exclaimed "You're a leprechaun and you have to give me your pot of gold!"  So the guy said "OK, but first you have to make love to me all night."  She said "OK, because I want your pot of gold."  So after banging all night the guy asked her "How old are you?"  She replied "I'm 27."  And he said "Here you are at 27 and still believe in fairy tales about leprechauns and their pots of gold."

Even the Bible says that people shouldn't believe in Jewish fairy tales.  If you think you saw God on a bus and had a conversation with him you're insane.  You should start a new religion based upon the revelations you got from your imaginary deity.  Women are suckers for stuff like that so it'll be easy for you to convert some of them and have them support you.  Before you know it you'll be rolling in the dough.   Just keep them mesmerized with a lot of mumbo-jumbo religious BS.

Did i say i saw God? You are the one adding to what I said
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RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work - by Rekeisha - October 4, 2015 at 2:04 pm

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