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The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work

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The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
October 4, 2015 at 8:35 pm
Following Jesus doesn't work because he will eventually tell you to stop following him because he's worried you're looking at his butt.

Jesus takes the Bible very literally and so he's, naturally, very homophobic.
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RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work - by Edwardo Piet - October 4, 2015 at 8:35 pm

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