Just writing to you from the Rapture, boy it was a ball. I was in the toilet doing my business when all of a sudden I disappeared and met with only a few chosen in a cloud. They looked at me oddly , I realized i needed to pull up my pants. We had a ball, We flew around and made fun of all the people on Earth that were no chosen, I talked to God in person, he's one hell of a nice guy.I thought him to be bad because of the gay hate, death,etc in the Bible. Sure he turned some people into pillars of salt so what, I see his point now that I am in the Rapture. . . . . .. . . then I woke up, man was I disappointed.
Manowar
Manowar