RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 22, 2015 at 6:58 pm
(October 22, 2015 at 6:54 pm)Cecelia Wrote:(October 21, 2015 at 7:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: You left out a Doc Johnson model 34 there . . .
Not to mention a rabbit (not that kind of rabbit, unless you were thinking of the plastic kind), Sybian, electric toothbrush....
This actually gives me an idea though. I'm going to start my own clinic and sign certificates that state that girls are virgins without even inspecting them. They could be pregnant, and I'd still sign the certificate. Just $29.99.
Better not sign off any more them virgin births, that last one has caused the world no end of trouble
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
