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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day

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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 22, 2015 at 6:54 pm (This post was last modified: October 22, 2015 at 6:54 pm by Cecelia.)
(October 21, 2015 at 7:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: You left out a Doc Johnson model 34 there . . .


Tongue

Not to mention a rabbit (not that kind of rabbit, unless you were thinking of the plastic kind), Sybian, electric toothbrush....

This actually gives me an idea though.  I'm going to start my own clinic and sign certificates that state that girls are virgins without even inspecting them.  They could be pregnant, and I'd still sign the certificate.  Just $29.99.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 22, 2015 at 6:58 pm
(October 22, 2015 at 6:54 pm)Cecelia Wrote:
(October 21, 2015 at 7:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: You left out a Doc Johnson model 34 there . . .


Tongue

Not to mention a rabbit (not that kind of rabbit, unless you were thinking of the plastic kind), Sybian, electric toothbrush....

This actually gives me an idea though.  I'm going to start my own clinic and sign certificates that state that girls are virgins without even inspecting them.  They could be pregnant, and I'd still sign the certificate.  Just $29.99.


Better not sign off any more them virgin births, that last one has caused the world no end of trouble
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 22, 2015 at 7:08 pm
Nah, the last one was fine. At least 25 women have given virgin births through Invitro Fertilization. I'm sure it'll all be fine.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 22, 2015 at 7:22 pm
psst:

I was referring to Jeebus
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 23, 2015 at 10:44 am
How did this thread become about racism?
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 23, 2015 at 10:45 am
I thought it was about a pastor obsessing about his daughters po-po.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 23, 2015 at 10:47 am
(October 23, 2015 at 10:45 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I thought it was about a pastor obsessing about his daughters po-po.

So did I but the Wyrd started in about how the really all black Africans are super cray. O_o
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 23, 2015 at 10:48 am
I'm going to go now
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 23, 2015 at 10:51 am
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 23, 2015 at 11:01 am
That is really creepy on top of promoting the antiquated sexism of the Bible. The only reasons not to have sex are reality based. The biggest reason is medical in avoiding sexually transmitted diseases. The second is unwanted pregnancy. The third is financial. Dressing virginity up in religion is sick and sexist.
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