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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
Sounds like a test devised by a con artist to serve said con artists needs.  Pretty sure you can produce some blood by shoving just about -anything- into that orifice, virgin or not. A fistful of woolen blanket aint exactly smooth.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day - by The Grand Nudger - October 26, 2015 at 3:17 am

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