RE: Rant about weight, fat acceptance, obesity and health
October 30, 2015 at 11:17 am
(This post was last modified: October 30, 2015 at 11:18 am by The Grand Nudger.)
I've got two beanpoles myself. My youngest daughter and my youngest son. They're the mini-me's. Basically garbage disposals with legs...and yet. Meanwhile, the eldest girl and eldest boy, my wifes mini-hers, picky picky eaters...both built like brick shithouses. Get them all to eat the same thing is difficult, and keeping the skinny ones forks off the thick ones plates is damned near impossible. I think they have worms....
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