How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 6:02 am
(This post was last modified: November 8, 2015 at 6:03 am by Fidel_Castronaut.)
As an atheist it is obviously my god given right to commit to a total war against the pagan Christian ceremony of Christmas.
My chosen tactic is to tear down all pictures of Jesus in card stores in the religious card section, which is thankfully already small due to prior attacks.
I'm also going to be eggnogging Christians in the street and making sure they know that their Christian pagan celebrations, including the erecting and worshipping of Christmas trees, is not welcome and they should go back to where they came from.
So tell me, how are you fighting the good fight?
My chosen tactic is to tear down all pictures of Jesus in card stores in the religious card section, which is thankfully already small due to prior attacks.
I'm also going to be eggnogging Christians in the street and making sure they know that their Christian pagan celebrations, including the erecting and worshipping of Christmas trees, is not welcome and they should go back to where they came from.
So tell me, how are you fighting the good fight?