Y'all are all aiming too low. This year I intend on finally catching that bearded bastard Nick. Once the Processing is complete, he will no longer be the beloved symbol of Christmas...but my helpless puppet, exacting my will across the world with what I assume is the most technologically advanced sleigh in existence.
Go big, or go home.
Go big, or go home.
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