RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 2:39 pm
(This post was last modified: November 8, 2015 at 2:40 pm by drfuzzy.)
ooh . . . really? . . . I can join the war on Xmas? Now, what havoc can I wreak with this lovely green lightsaber?? Hmm. I can surely wish everyone "Happy Holidays" and force choke anyone who says "Merry Xmas". And I think my house lights this year will be Royal blue, for our baseball team.
But you know, I still have to play Mass with the choir. But they love their eggnog. They really really LURVE their eggnog. So, I'm bringing gallons of very strong eggnog, with lots of cups and napkins.
I think their choir loft needs a Festivus pole. After a few cups of eggnog, before Mass starts, we need to indulge in a Festivus "Air of Grievances". By this time, they won't notice if I have changed the lyrics to some of the Xmas carols, and they would surely sing "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" "all I want for Xmas is you" and "I want a hippopotamus for Xmas" with gusto, instead of their usual baby jesus stuff. The Grinch theme sounds great on the organ.
This should guarantee my final ejection from church work. I'll be hunting for some part-time playing jobs in Jan. 2016.
But you know, I still have to play Mass with the choir. But they love their eggnog. They really really LURVE their eggnog. So, I'm bringing gallons of very strong eggnog, with lots of cups and napkins.
I think their choir loft needs a Festivus pole. After a few cups of eggnog, before Mass starts, we need to indulge in a Festivus "Air of Grievances". By this time, they won't notice if I have changed the lyrics to some of the Xmas carols, and they would surely sing "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" "all I want for Xmas is you" and "I want a hippopotamus for Xmas" with gusto, instead of their usual baby jesus stuff. The Grinch theme sounds great on the organ.
This should guarantee my final ejection from church work. I'll be hunting for some part-time playing jobs in Jan. 2016.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
