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How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?

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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?

November 8, 2015 at 6:31 pm

My unpredictable work schedule permitting, my wife and I have signed up to volunteer at a city shelter/soup kitchen for Thanksgiving and Christmas. My contribution to the war on Christmas will be to politely inform anyone who tries to call me a "good Christian" that I am, in fact, an atheist.

Then I'll have my wife dress up as a nun, and I'll stick my tongue into her until she cries out for God.

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How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Fidel_Castronaut - November 8, 2015 at 6:02 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Longhorn - November 8, 2015 at 6:13 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Losty - November 8, 2015 at 6:21 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Longhorn - November 8, 2015 at 7:09 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Losty - November 8, 2015 at 2:47 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by The Valkyrie - November 8, 2015 at 2:51 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by LastPoet - November 8, 2015 at 3:05 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Ravenshire - November 9, 2015 at 11:20 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by downbeatplumb - November 8, 2015 at 6:15 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Fidel_Castronaut - November 8, 2015 at 6:17 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Homeless Nutter - November 8, 2015 at 6:21 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 8, 2015 at 6:55 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Iroscato - November 8, 2015 at 7:47 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Faith No More - November 8, 2015 at 7:57 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by robvalue - November 8, 2015 at 7:59 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Alex K - November 8, 2015 at 8:08 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 8, 2015 at 8:21 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Iroscato - November 8, 2015 at 9:36 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Hmmm? - November 8, 2015 at 8:25 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Cato - November 8, 2015 at 9:13 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Hmmm? - November 8, 2015 at 9:26 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Cyberman - November 8, 2015 at 9:47 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by vorlon13 - November 8, 2015 at 10:18 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by houseofcantor - November 8, 2015 at 11:44 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Cyberman - November 8, 2015 at 10:20 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Athene - November 8, 2015 at 11:27 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Redbeard The Pink - November 8, 2015 at 11:34 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Losty - November 8, 2015 at 2:52 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Minimalist - November 8, 2015 at 11:45 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Divinity - November 8, 2015 at 12:18 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by LostLocke - November 8, 2015 at 12:52 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by downbeatplumb - November 8, 2015 at 12:54 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Athene - November 8, 2015 at 1:10 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Cyberman - November 8, 2015 at 1:24 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by drfuzzy - November 8, 2015 at 2:39 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by The Valkyrie - November 8, 2015 at 2:44 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Exian - November 8, 2015 at 3:01 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Thumpalumpacus - November 8, 2015 at 3:03 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Crossless1 - November 8, 2015 at 6:31 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by robvalue - November 8, 2015 at 6:34 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Crossless1 - November 8, 2015 at 6:36 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Minimalist - November 8, 2015 at 6:37 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by robvalue - November 8, 2015 at 6:38 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Crossless1 - November 8, 2015 at 7:22 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by KevinM1 - November 8, 2015 at 8:10 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Aroura - November 8, 2015 at 8:29 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by brewer - November 8, 2015 at 8:40 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by The Valkyrie - November 8, 2015 at 8:48 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by MattB - November 10, 2015 at 10:58 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Jackalope - November 8, 2015 at 9:23 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Cecelia - November 8, 2015 at 11:18 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by SteelCurtain - November 8, 2015 at 11:25 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Aroura - November 9, 2015 at 8:57 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by robvalue - November 9, 2015 at 4:43 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Losty - November 9, 2015 at 5:05 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by ignoramus - November 9, 2015 at 5:05 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by vorlon13 - November 9, 2015 at 10:48 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by downbeatplumb - November 9, 2015 at 3:04 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Minimalist - November 9, 2015 at 3:07 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by downbeatplumb - November 9, 2015 at 3:08 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Jackalope - November 9, 2015 at 3:09 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by robvalue - November 9, 2015 at 3:13 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by TheRealJoeFish - November 9, 2015 at 3:33 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Losty - November 9, 2015 at 5:07 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by vorlon13 - November 9, 2015 at 5:08 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 9, 2015 at 8:51 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by KevinM1 - November 9, 2015 at 8:38 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by IATIA - November 9, 2015 at 9:09 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by TheRealJoeFish - November 9, 2015 at 10:37 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by The Valkyrie - November 9, 2015 at 11:29 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Ravenshire - November 9, 2015 at 11:33 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by The Valkyrie - November 9, 2015 at 11:35 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Losty - November 9, 2015 at 11:45 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Faith No More - November 10, 2015 at 11:37 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Losty - November 10, 2015 at 2:29 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by ignoramus - November 10, 2015 at 4:37 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by SofaKingHigh - November 10, 2015 at 5:37 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Homeless Nutter - November 10, 2015 at 6:09 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Spooky - November 10, 2015 at 9:08 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Gawdzilla - November 10, 2015 at 9:17 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Cyberman - November 10, 2015 at 11:28 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Faith No More - November 10, 2015 at 5:00 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Losty - November 10, 2015 at 5:04 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by z7z - November 10, 2015 at 11:17 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Athene - November 12, 2015 at 9:17 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Cyberman - November 12, 2015 at 7:48 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Pier777 - November 13, 2015 at 9:17 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by robvalue - November 13, 2015 at 9:28 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by TheRealJoeFish - November 13, 2015 at 10:10 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by ignoramus - November 14, 2015 at 4:07 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by MattB - December 6, 2017 at 10:37 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by vorlon13 - December 6, 2017 at 10:50 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Cecelia - December 6, 2017 at 10:59 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by brewer - December 6, 2017 at 11:02 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Astreja - December 6, 2017 at 11:25 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by vorlon13 - December 6, 2017 at 11:39 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Kernel Sohcahtoa - December 6, 2017 at 11:50 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Fidel_Castronaut - December 7, 2017 at 9:52 am

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 7, 2017 at 12:18 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Minimalist - December 7, 2017 at 12:33 pm

RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by vorlon13 - December 7, 2017 at 9:20 pm

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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by Mr.Obvious - January 4, 2018 at 2:40 pm

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