RE: How close have you come to committing murder?
November 9, 2015 at 7:18 pm
(This post was last modified: November 9, 2015 at 7:58 pm by Athene.)
I once got into it with a school chum. He made me so angry that I STABBED him in the abdomen with a pocket knife. I just knew he was a goner...but somehow, his belt buckle had deflected the blade! I ran into a restroom and I prayed, and prayed, and prayed some more.....until I emerged a changed woman and Very Safe Negro.
True story, more or less.
Or more less.
*For those who don't recognize it, this is Ben Carson-inspired sarcastic humor*
True story, more or less.
Or more less.

*For those who don't recognize it, this is Ben Carson-inspired sarcastic humor*