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How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
I shall fully commit to the war on a number of fronts;

-I will buy all of my friends and family presents, that'll show 'em.

-I shall drink until my liver begs for mercy, then I shall drink some more.

-I will eat meat. lot's of it. There may even be some vegetables thrown in, definitely one sprout, just the one. Did I mention lots and lots of meat?

- I will fight with my old man, a lot.

-I will make love to my beautfiul wife, often.

It's war ladies and gentlemen, take no prisoners.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas? - by SofaKingHigh - November 10, 2015 at 5:37 am

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