Huggy just reminded me of another one - how could I possibly forget that cringingly embarrassing Hovind-wannabe GMan? The idiot who doesn't believe that there's starving kids in Africa? Or the existence of Pluto?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'