RE: So is crucifiction a bad or a good thing?
December 13, 2015 at 1:56 pm
(This post was last modified: December 13, 2015 at 1:56 pm by Homeless Nutter.)
(December 13, 2015 at 12:55 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: It is bad because it caused Jesus so much pain and suffering, and truly is one of the most horrible ways to go.Yeah, well - f*** him. His dad wanted him killed - what the f*** do we care, how they resolve family disputes, up there in heaven?
(December 13, 2015 at 12:55 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Burning to death, freezing to death, or even being eatne by bugs takes much quicker.
"Eaten by bugs"??? LOL. I didn't realize that was an option - Jesus definitely should have gone for that - at least christian symbolic crap would look cool...
(December 13, 2015 at 12:55 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Imagine being whipped and exhausted and having a crown of thorns stuck into your head. Then imagine having nails driven through your wrists and feet and then hanging up on a cross for 4-5 hours, while your limbs slowly break and your lungs slowly collapse. That is what Jesus went through for you.
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Meh - that's f***ing NOTHING compared to what many cancer patients go through - I'll take crucifiction over testicular cancer (which makes your balls swell to the size of a small bean-bag chair) - ANY DAY. And have you ever heard of impalement (people in eastern Europe used to stick enemies and criminals on poles, up in the air, alive for days until the tip of the pole went through their entire bodies - from ass to throat). Jesus got off easy...
And 4-5 hours on the cross? LOL Are you stupid?!!! (he asked knowingly...) People died on the crosses over days. Your Jesus was a pathetic pussy, if all he could manage was 4 hours...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
