I think that it's awesome that Jesus was tortured killed for my sins and that, but I sometimes feel like he should have been raped as well... If horrific acts inflicted upon a Jew saved humanity from hell, then raping him right in the nail-holes might have cured cancer... Or at least dandruff, or something. Just saying...

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw