(December 18, 2015 at 2:39 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:(December 18, 2015 at 2:07 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: You get free nagging, and two all-expenses-paid (by you) shopping trips per week.
But if you sign up for the Platinum Plus Mancard, in addition to the nagging and shopping trips, you will receive a magical list of honey-do's personalized with your name at the top (magic because every item you get crossed off will be mysteriously replaced by two new items) as well as grudging, distracted sex on each of your birthdays.
Obviously you haven't read the T&C's on the Platinum Plus Mancard. You get grudging, distracted sex on even numbered birthdays, and indifferent, impatient sex on odd numbered birthdays.
If you want grudging, distracted sex every birthday, you need the Unobtanium Mancard.
